Isn’t this like hollowing out a corpse, then putting someone else’s organs inside and cooking them?
i was expecting the other fandom
HOLY BIFROST BRIDGE, BATMAN!
THIS MOTHERFUCKER (classroomcompatriot) JUST KICKED MOUNT EVEREST IN THE FACE AND NEEDS SOME WARMING UP!
BETTER GET THEIR ASS OVER TO THE KITCHEN TO MAKE SOME HOT CHOCOLATE FROM SCRATCH, BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS ‘FUCK YOU, COLD WEATHER’ LIKE WATCHING THE STARS AND DRINKING HOT COCOA.
YOU NEED SOME POWDERED SUGAR, VANILLA, DARK CHOCOLATE AND SOME GORGEOUS-ASS WHOLE MILK, OR HALF-AND-HALF CREAM.
WHIP OUT A BAG OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS AND SMASH THE SHIT OUT OF THEM, SO THEY LOOK LIKE THE BROKEN PIECES OF DEAN WINCHESTER’S HEART. YOU NEED 1 CUP OF THAT BULLSHIT.
TRASH-TALK A COW UNTIL SHE STARTS PLAYING ROCK METAL AND HANDS YOU 4 CUPS OF HER DELICIOUS MILK. PARTY ROCK THE FUCK OUT OF THERE AND SHOVE THAT BITCHIN’ LIQUID INTO A POT ON ‘LOW’ HEAT.
KEEP A WHISK IN THERE AND STIR IT AROUND ONCE A MINUTE, BECAUSE HARDCORE FUCKERS KNOW SITTING MILK ATTRACTS BROWNIES, AND THOSE BITCHES NEED TO KEEP THE FUCK AWAY.
NOW TOSS IN 1 TEASPOON OF VANILLA, 3 TEASPOONS OF POWDERED SUGAR AND THE SMASHED CHOCOLATE THEN WHISK THAT TEENAGE REBELLION OUT OF THE FUCKER!
AFTER EVERYTHING CHUNKY IS EXTERMINATED, TURN THE HEAT UP TO ‘MEDIUM’ AND STIR SLOWLY FOR 4 MINUTES BEFORE GETTING IT THE FUCK OFF THE HEAT, POURING IT INTO A MUG AND DRINKING THIS BEAUTIFUL SHIT.
YOU CAN SIT BACK WITH A CUP OF THIS MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, LOOK YOUR BROTHER IN THE EYE AND SNARL ‘I WIN’
To make glutenfree, use a gluten free brand of powdered sugar.
Avocado Chocolate Pudding - A tasty, healthy alternative that’s vegan friendly. Enjoy! Video RECIPE
i got really caught up in the first gif.
oh, to be an avocado.
Okay, I made this earlier today (only used honey instead of agave, because I’m not vegan and allergic to agave) and HOLY HECK IT IS AMAZING. Go. Go make it now.
Dave Letter Set
Make sure you open them in a new tab at full view because these puppies are huuuuge! Also make sure you print them out at 100% scale so they fit correctly on the paper. If you print them any smaller, then they will be too small to legally send them in the mail.
And then just cut out, fold, and use a glue stick.
They are free to use. Do not sell these or repost them anywhere.
Send your friends letters, yeah? Nothing beats snail mail.
I realized there was no real source attached to the “Real Life Pokepuffs” post that was circulating around, but luckily I was able to find the source easily! You can check out the baking process that the person who made these went through and the recipe as well here!
How To Make Your Own Nail Polish - in any color!
- Use a butter knife to scrape eyeshadow out of its container (You can use old/cheap eyeshadow) and crush it up on a piece of paper so that it’s in a powder consistency
- Using a bottle of clear nail polish, roll your paper into the shape of a funnel and add the eyeshadow into the bottle. You might want to empty come of clear nail polish out before so it doesn’t overflow (or use nail polish that’s opened already)
- Use a toothpick to mix up the color into the bottle. Shake until all the powder is evenly distributed.
- Paint your nails!
You can do this with white lipstick, mascara(or mascara primer), and make foundations using white foundation!! Eyeshadows are amazing!!
As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3
Ramen Noodle Recipes:
- Ramen Noodle Stir Fry
- Sirloin-Snap Pea Stir Fry
- Chicken Noodle Soup
- Chili Cheese Ramen
- Egg Drop Ramen
- Spinach and Ramen
- Ramen Spaghetti
- Ramen Alfredo
- Cheesy Ramen Noodles
- Cheesy Eggs Mug
- Cheese and Broccoli Mug
- Mac and Cheese in a Mug
- Meatloaf in a Mug
- Nutella Mug Cake
- Cheesecake Mug
- Coffee Cup Quiche
- Coffee Cup Chilaquiles
- Mug Egg Scramble
- Potato Chips
- Corn on the cob
- Scalloped Potatoes
- White Rice
- Fried Rice
- Baked Potato
- Chicken Casserole
- Garlic Chicken
- Chicken Soup Casserole
- Caramelized Onion Baked Potato
- Soft Chicken Tacos
- My Fridge Food
- Fire House Chef
- Dinner in 15 Minutes
- Advanced recipe Generator
- Recipe Matcher
- Super Cook
- Recipe Puppy
- Cook Thing
- Recipes by Ingredient
- Recipe Key
- Not Beans Again
- Ideas 4 Recipes
- Big Oven
Reblogging because lord knows college kids aren’t the only ones that are broke.